KIDS THINK QUICKLY
؟TEACHER : Maria, go to the map and find North America
.MARIA : Here it is
؟TEACHER :Correct. Now class, who discovered America
!CLASS : Maria
؟TEACHER : Why are you late, Frank
!FRANK : Because of the sign
؟TEACHER : What sign
"!FRANK : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow
"TEACHER : Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile
GLENN : K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L
TEACHER : No, that's wrong
!GLENN : Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it
"TEACHER : Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I
...MILLIE : I is
"TEACHER : No, Millie..... Always say, "I am
!"MILLIE : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet
TEACHER : Donald, what is the chemical formula for water
DONALD : H I J K L M N O
TEACHER : What are you talking about؟
DONALD : Yesterday you said it's H to O!!
TEACHER : Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE؟
TINO : Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time!
TEACHER : Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested
HAROLD : A teacher!!!!
